Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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