I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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