just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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