i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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