Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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