are you still at the devil's house?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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