ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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