He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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