Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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