Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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