Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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