when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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