clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How's work?
Spinning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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