my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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