I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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