my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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