i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
