were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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