If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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