erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
