After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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