GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Is Oprah even human
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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