is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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