when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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