Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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