i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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