would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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