As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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