Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Your dad touched me again.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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