I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
