well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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