I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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