hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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