can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I look better un-naked...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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