I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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