He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.