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• (616): View more from Michigan

  U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

  (716): View more from New York

  lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man

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• (516): View more from New York

  i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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• (718): View more from New York

  it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store

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• (727): View more from Florida

  the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

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  it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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