Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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