I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
