and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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