idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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