I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Randomize
