He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am never drinking with the goths again.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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