Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Your penis caused this!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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