Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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