I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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