i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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