hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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