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some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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