So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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