Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You almost got us killed.
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