Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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