ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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