we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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