Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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