At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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