Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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