Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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