I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize